my life sucks.

Today sibeh suay. I was in school, asking people to do surveys. So me and XW seperated to target different people. When i went to look for her, there was this huge crowd. I thought it was a great chance to ask all the students to help us do the survey so i just jumped right into their conversation. They were looking for the weirdest things that students bring to school or something. So i thought they were doing a project which led me to my next thought: "Hey, if i help them, they will fill in the surveys for us right?".

Wrong.
They were not from SP at all. I realised this when i was posing for them and asked what course they were in. Their response?

Asiaone.

In my head i was like, "Asiaone? Hey, that sounds like Asiaone. Did i hear it correctly? Come on you're joking right?" And then i realised they REALLY were people (ok, interns) from Asiaone. Yeah. And guess what was the item i held up for them to take a picture of?

A recyclable bag.

A freaking recyclable bag!!!!! OF ALL THE THINGS. And my hair was dangling messily around my face because its layered and cant be tied properly. AND I HAD BLUE LIPS. Blue lips!! Oh God... why did i eat cotton candy??????

Im praying very hard that my photo wont appear on the newspaper if not my life is screwed ): Everytime i think of the recyclable bag i really want to bury my head in the ground.

And i have to justify. That thing was in my bag only because i was lazy to take out after my trip to China ok?? Recyclable bags are very important in China... Unless you're not a shopaholic la. I got 2 skirts, 3 pair of stockings, 2 collars, and stuff that i cant remember ALL IN 2 HOURS. You tell me, how to survive without recyclable bag??

If im ever going to be featured in the newspaper, i will be this ugly auntie holding an ugly recyclable bag. I say auntie because when they asked me why i had the item in my bag, i told them its for my shopping. Uh huh. Only aunties bring recyclable bags to shop.

Shop for groceries, that is.

My life is over. All i can do now is hope that they wont choose my picture. I mean, it might just be my first (non-baby) picture in a newspaper and it just had to be screwed up!! Its just like when i was in sec sch and went back to pri sch to visit and realised that MY FACE was plastered onto the wall. I was singing national anthem, my hair was in plaits, i look freaking stupid AND THE PICTURE WAS FREAKING BIG. I can spot it miles away. All the juniors must have thought, "Okaaay. Who is this weirdo?"

Srsly. This is my life. This kind of shit always happen to me.
I am so sad that you cant even imagine T_______T
Brb. I need to go cry about my pathetic life.